How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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