How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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