How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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