How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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