How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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