How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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