How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.


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Because of the bark


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A goat.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Pupperoni.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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