How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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He doesn't have a heart.


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With a Tuba glue.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Railroad ties.


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It's a total rip-off.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Fryday


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