How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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