How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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