How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Never lick the spoon!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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It had too many problems.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Because they are black and white.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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