How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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