How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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