How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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A gummy bear


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It was sole destroying.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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A fire cracker


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