How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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