How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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