How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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