How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.


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Tweetment.


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He wanted to go to high school!


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Anywhere it wants to


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Fast food.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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