How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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