How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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