How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Discrimination.


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A kitten.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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An embarrased mime!


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Bone appetit!


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