How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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