How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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