How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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