How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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