How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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