How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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