How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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A computer mouse.


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A dino-sewer.


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Snaked.


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Fryday


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A fire cracker


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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