How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


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A fire cracker


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Lean beef.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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A milkshake


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She wanted to see a butterfly.


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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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A blackboard.


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