How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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