How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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