How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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