How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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