As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Twick o tweet
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Hair Force One!
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Squash
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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A car only has one horn.
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He was looking for Pluto.
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None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A baboom
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