How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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