How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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