How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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