How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Take away his shovel


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A sunburnt penguin


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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Call a chairman.


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Fish and ships.


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Discrimination.


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