How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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