How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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