How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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