How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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The police had to comb the area.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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Santa paws!!!


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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[Period]


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Na


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