How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Just in case he got a hole in one!


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Because it might crack up!


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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Address.


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In the cemetery


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They can make little things count.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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