How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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