How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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