How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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