How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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