How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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