How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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