How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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