How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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