How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026