How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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