How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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