How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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