How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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