How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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