How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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