How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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