How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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