How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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