How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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