How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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