How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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