How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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