How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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