How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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