Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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