Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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