Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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