Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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