Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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