Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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