Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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