Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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