I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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