I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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