I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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