I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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