I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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