It came in at quarter past four.
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Tell it a yolk.
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The price of bacon would go up.
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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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