I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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