I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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