I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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