I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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