I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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