I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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