I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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