I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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