I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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