I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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