I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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