I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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