I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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