I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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