I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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