I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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