I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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