I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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