I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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