I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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