I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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