I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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