I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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