I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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