I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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