I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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