I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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