I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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