I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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