I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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