I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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