I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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