I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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