I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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