I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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