I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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