I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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