I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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