I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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