I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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