I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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