I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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