I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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Sell it and buy a violin


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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A car only has one horn.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Make America Hate Again.


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You're Hired.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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