I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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