I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It went OK.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Booberry pie!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pooched eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or