I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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