I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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