I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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