I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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