I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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