I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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