I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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