I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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