I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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