I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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