I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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