I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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