I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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