I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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