I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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