I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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