I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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