I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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