I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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