I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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