I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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