I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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