I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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