I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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