I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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