I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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