I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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