I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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