I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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