I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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