I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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