I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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