I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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