I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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