I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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