I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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