I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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