I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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