I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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