I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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