I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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