I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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