I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026