I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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