I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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