I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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