I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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