I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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