I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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