I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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