I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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