I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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