I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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