I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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