I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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