I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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