I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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