I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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