I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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