I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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