I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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