I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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