I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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