I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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