I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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