I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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