I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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