I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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