I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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