I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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