I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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