I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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