I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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