I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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