I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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