I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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