I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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