I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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