I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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