I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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