I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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