I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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