I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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