I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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