I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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