I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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