I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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