I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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