I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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