I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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