I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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