I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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