I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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