I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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