I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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