I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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