I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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