I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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