I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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