I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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