I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026