I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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