I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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