I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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