I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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