I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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