I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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