I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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