I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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