I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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