I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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