I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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