I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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