I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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