I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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