I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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