I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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