I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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