I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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