I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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