I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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