I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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