I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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