I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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