I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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