I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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