I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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