I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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