I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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