I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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