I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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