I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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