I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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