I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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