I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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