I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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