I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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