I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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