I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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