I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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