I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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