I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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