I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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