I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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