I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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