I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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