I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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