I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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