I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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