I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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