I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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