I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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