I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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