I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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