I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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