I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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