I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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