I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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