I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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