I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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