I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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