I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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