I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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