I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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