I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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