I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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