I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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