I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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