I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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