I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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