I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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