"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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