I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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