I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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