I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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