I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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