I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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