I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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