I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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