I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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