I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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