I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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