I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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