I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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