If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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