If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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