If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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