If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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