If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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