If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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