If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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