If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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