If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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