If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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