If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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