If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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