If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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