If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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