If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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