If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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