If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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