If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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