If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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