If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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