If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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