If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cats keep trying to bury them.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Meat and Democrats!


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or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Chili


GOOD		CRAP

or