If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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