If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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