If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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