I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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