I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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