I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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