I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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