I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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