I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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