I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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