I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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