I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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