I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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