I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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