I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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