I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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