I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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