I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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