In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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