In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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