In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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