In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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