In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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