In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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