In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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