Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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