I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025