I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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