I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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