I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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