I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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