I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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