I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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