I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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