I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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