I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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