I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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