I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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