Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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