Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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