Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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