Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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