Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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