Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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