Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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