Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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