Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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