Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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