Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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