Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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