Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Because Mercury moved in.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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It had too many problems.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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In a hambulance.


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