Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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A watch dog.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Big holes all over Australia!


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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To visit the milky way.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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