Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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