Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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