Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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