Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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