Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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