Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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