Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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