Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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