Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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