Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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