Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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