Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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