Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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