Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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