Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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