Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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