Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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