Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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