Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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