Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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