Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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