Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


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Lilly.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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Big holes all over Australia!


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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