Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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