Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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