Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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