Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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