Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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