Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024