Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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