Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A seal walks into a club...
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