Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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