Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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