Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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