Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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