Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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