Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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