Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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