Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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