Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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