"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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