"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Soviets


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fsh


GOOD		CRAP

or

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

A pair of Re-Bachs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

or