"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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