"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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